24 Events in Comedy & Standup in Heilbronn - The Funniest Comedy & Stand-up Shows

Heilbronn laughs through Loriot's cult sketches: an evening full of fine punchlines, perfect timing, and great stage love. 16.09.2026 from 44.50 €. #Loriot #Heilbronn

Heilbronn gets cabaret with bite: HG Butzko serves satire, clarity, and strong punchlines at Kulturkeller. 09/18/2026, 23 euros. #Cabaret

Heilbronn experiences political satire with bite: Anny Hartmann says goodbye with Climate Ballerina from the Kulturkeller. 26.09.2026, 20:00, 23 €. #Cabaret #Heilbronn

Heilbronn can look forward to fine punchlines, strong songs, and plenty of self-irony. Lennart Schilgen performs Absence Notes on 26.09.2026 at 20:00. #Comedy #Cabaret

Experience the city and its highlights with a wink! The Heilbronn original Janitor Gscheidle humorously and spiritedly guides through the city. Instead of dry historical facts, there are funny anecdotes, seasoned with a good dose of local patriotism. Whether Käthchen, Kiliansturm, or the Town Hall Clock - Gscheidle tells everything in his own quirky and entertaining way. Meeting point: Marktplatz Heilbronn Registration at the Heilbronn Tourist Information or directly online. A day ticket in the Heilbronn-Hohenlohe-Haller public transport (HNV total network) is included. To use this service, the ticket must be purchased in advance. Buses and trams can then be used three hours before the tour and afterward until the end of service.

Monday can sound surprisingly good: At the Kulturkeller Heilbronn, Die Nowak meets Maladée and Roberto Capitoni. 28.09.2026, 20:00. #Comedy

Heilbronn Laughs Again: Uli Boettcher Brings Fine Punchlines, Clever Observations, and Honest Life Comedy to the Stage at the Cultural Cellar. 02.10.2026, 23 Euros. #Comedy

Heilbronn gets quirky humor, strong punchlines, and music with imagination: Tino Bomelino at the Maschinenfabrik on 02.10.2026. #Comedy

Heilbronn gets marriage cabaret with tempo and depth: Stephan Bauer provides punchlines without pause in the Zigarre. 03.10.2026, from 22 €. #Comedy

Heilbronn gets an evening full of punchlines and live laughter: Comedy Flex at the Maschinenfabrik, on 03.10.2026 at 8:00 PM. #Comedy

Heilbronn experiences an evening full of wit, songs, and self-irony: The Forschners bring LiterArien to the Kulturkeller. Secure your spot now! #Cabaret

Language is great! You can create misunderstandings, cause discord, manipulate people, and create alternative realities. Or: make the best out of it. Use it rhythmically as a verbal expression dance, pile rhymes like Lego bricks, and play with words to reveal hidden layers. Just like Philipp Scharrenberg – for the past 20 years. Self-ironic and with subtle humor, he provides a little bit of enlightenment in his anniversary program in a world that no longer even pretends to make sense. Is such a world still worth saving? Do we even want that? When real satire outstrips cabaret while the level of laughter sinks to the basement, it takes bright minds who know what is true, but false. German Cabaret Award Winner 2023.

Heilbronn experiences an evening full of linguistic wit and audience duels: Reading for Beer with Nektarios Vlachopoulos and Tino Bomelino. On 15.10.2026, tickets from 10 €. #Literature

Heilbronn laughs with Björn von Morgenstern: Roundabout Festival brings village stories, timing, and absurd punchlines to the Maschinenfabrik. 16.10.2026, 44.28 €. #Comedy

Heilbronn laughs at the self-optimization craze: Thomas C. Breuer serves cabaret with bite, speed, and fine punchlines. 17.10.2026, 8 PM. #Cabaret

Heilbronn laughs loudly: Julia Brandner brings smart punchlines, charm, and self-irony to the Maschinenfabrik with Calm your tits. October 17, 2026, 8 PM. #Comedy

An evening full of sharp punchlines and digital jibes at Theaterschiff Heilbronn. Fatih Çevikkollu delivers cabaret with brains. #Comedy

Heilbronn gets an evening of sharp cabaret, provocative punchlines, and Somuncu's unbridled stage presence. Experience it live now! #Comedy

Heilbronn laughs with Roberto Capitoni: Stand-up full of age humor, timing, and chaos in the head. On 30.10.2026 from 8 PM, tickets from €22. #Comedy

Heilbronn will experience an evening full of wonder and laughter: Marc Weide combines magic, humor, and strong stage presence. On 07.11.2026 in the Harmonie. #Comedy

The new program by Simon Stäblein is an absolute cheekiness. Just like this text! Because the longer you read this text, the more you realize that it actually doesn't provide you with any real information. It's just a text stating that something is here - Because something has to be here! And even this trivial text was not written by an AI, but by a bored Simon Stäblein. But maybe Simon is not even a human, but an absolute cheekiness?! And if you're already getting upset about this, you might as well not watch the program at all. For everyone else – let’s f*cking go!

Heilbronn can look forward to an evening full of wit, piano poetry, and fine punchlines. William Wahl brings optionally live to the Harmonie. #Comedy

Heilbronn can look forward to fine piano cabaret: Bodo Wartke brings Wunderpunkt to Harmonie. On 10.12.2026 from 35,90 €. #Comedy

Heilbronn laughs on 12/13/2026 with Luan at the Wilhelm-Maybach-Saal: strong stories, clear punchlines, and comedy with character. Get your tickets now! #Comedy